Diary of Harshahttp://goingon.rediffiland.com/Diary of Harshaen-usFOR MOTHERS-OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!!!NOTE: If you have already read this story somewhere, pl..z do not leave a message criticizing that its a decade or two old..however old it is..pl..z remember that this is MY blog and i post this solely 'cuz i like it..and comments are welcome as usual.

With loadz o luv...HARSHA.

TYPICAL MOTHERS...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal
his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's roommate
was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and
his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two react to each other, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Julie came to John saying, " Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You
don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a
letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm
not saying that you "didn't" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, John
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day..........Don't lie to your mother.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never try cheating your mother..it doesnt work pals..


]]>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:11:39 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/08/22/FOR-MOTHERS-OBVIOUSLY-THE-BEST.htmlTHE OTHER SIDE OF FREEDOMI know..no one would bother reading this blog..and damn!!!..no would so much as bother to give it a glance...why should you???..people have other interesting topics...sexy actors and their personal lives..how many dogs that hero has got..how that particular heroine maintains such a well toned body..you MUST know..shouldn't you?

People adore..no..no..practically worship these actors..people struggle midst a huge crowd..wait for hours together just to get a glimpse of them..surround them..admiring..worshipping..adoring..

Why???..Do they strive to protect our country?or you? Do they strive to develop and better the conditions for our country???

There are soldiers and freedom fighters walking amidst us..daily. But do we ever surround them?..Do we ever wait for hours to get a glimpse of THOSE PEOPLE who have strived and still strive for US..how many knew about Sam Manekshaw???..How many bother to put their hands together and pray for the safety of people out there on the borders risking their lives for our country except for us, who have our family members out there???

Some times it feels like people don't deserve this freedom...


]]>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:53:49 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/14/THE-OTHER-SIDE-OF-FREEDOM-1.htmlfeelin' bad cuz you aren't boss?? Feelin' bad 'coz you aren't the boss???

Here's a story for you then...

Long long ago when god first created a human being, all the body parts started arguing about who the boss should be.

Every body part had a say of its own.

Brain said, "I control, so naturally I should be the boss".

Hands said, "who cares?..I do all the work".

Legs said, "I carry the load of the body and you..so I should be the boss"

On went the argument for days and days together...and then... the ass hole had its say..

It simply said, "pals, I want to be the boss"

Hearing this all the body parts started laughing out loud...

They said, "What?? You??..." and laughed again.

The ass hole was angry..It was so angry that it went on a strike and shut itself !!

Few days passed..

The stomach was terribly upset...eye rolled...the so clever brain couldn't think anything..and the legs and hands could hardly move.

Then, it was unanimously decided that ass hole should be the boss !!

And from that day onwards..ass hole became the boss and it did nothing but give the shit out !!!

MORAL: YOU NEED NOT BE A GENIUS TO BE A BOSS.. ANY ASS HOLE WILL DO !!!


]]>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:30:45 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/10/feelin-bad-cuz-you-aren-t-boss.htmlnapolean said "where there's a will there's a way!!"An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.


His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.


Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:


" For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.



The next morning,



A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.


Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.



His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here ."






- Moral Of the Story


NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,
IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO!


]]>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:30:49 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/09/napolean-said-where-there-s-a-will-there-s-a.htmlfeel free to call9989676169Hi everyone...right now im having a horrible time..this particular guy pesters me with his calls..i guess he finds it amusing when i shout on him at the top of my voice..i have called the airtel office but they reckon i should take the complain to a police station instead..they would say that..but what good would it bring???..i mean this particular dept. is one of the slowest in our country and the slowest snail can outrun its functional pace!

So, i'v come up with this great offer for people who amuse themselves with random calls!

ple e e e ase feel free to call the number 9989676169 whenever you fancy..i dont think the guy is a great flirt or charming enough(trust me he's an absolute pest!)..but he can definetly prove to be the very bakra you require to break the monotony!!

So please go ahead and make the mobi world a peaceful place for me.

Thanking you for all your help..

yours always..

bonheur.

NOTE: for people who think that this is a revenge of mine against an innocent guy..let me tell you something..you are right and wrong..this is almost like a revenge..but that chap definetly isn't innocent.

Im changing my sim because of this stupid scumbag..and that nutter wont change.(I have tried requesting him to stop calling me and i dont even know who this chap is!!!)


]]>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:23:21 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/06/feel-free-to-call9989676169-1.htmlmissin' u This..im dedicating for ma friend..for always being there for me whenever i needed him the most...for helping me outta every shit i managed to get into(i keep getting into trouble often, you see!)...for lending me his shoulder...for catching ma hand and taking me on the right path...telling me that whatever happens,i need not worry,he's always there...caring, loving.....a support, whenever i stumble in the walk of ma life...assuring me to walk with my head held high without a care about the consequences...coz..he's always there...



I wanna thank him for being a friend....an advisor...a guide....a strict teacher...



I wanna thank him for just being there in my life.....'coz his mere presence assures me of love and care....



thanks da....for making me so blessed!

]]>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 15:24:02 +0530http://goingon.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/03/missin-.html