Feelin' bad 'coz you aren't the boss???

Here's a story for you then...

Long long ago when god first created a human being, all the body parts started arguing about who the boss should be.

Every body part had a say of its own.

Brain said, "I control, so naturally I should be the boss".

Hands said, "who cares?..I do all the work".

Legs said, "I carry the load of the body and you..so I should be the boss"

On went the argument for days and days together...and then... the ass hole had its say..

It simply said, "pals, I want to be the boss"

Hearing this all the body parts started laughing out loud...

They said, "What?? You??..." and laughed again.

The ass hole was angry..It was so angry that it went on a strike and shut itself !!

Few days passed..

The stomach was terribly upset...eye rolled...the so clever brain couldn't think anything..and the legs and hands could hardly move.

Then, it was unanimously decided that ass hole should be the boss !!

And from that day onwards..ass hole became the boss and it did nothing but give the shit out !!!

MORAL: YOU NEED NOT BE A GENIUS TO BE A BOSS.. ANY ASS HOLE WILL DO !!!